Hang on–help is on the way

A steel hand rail outside a door to a low-end apartment building.

This hand rail was made in Lower Slobovia, a country known for producing the finest steel low-end apartment building hand-rails in the world.

You may have seen in the news recently that Lower Slobovia declared war on Antarctica.

As you might expect Antarctica didn’t put of much of a fight and invading Slobovian troops were greeted as liberators by cheering Antarcticans who have suffered for many years under the brutal oppression of the Emperor Penguins.

The United Nations International Criminal Court has a lunched an investigation of possible crimes against humanity. Numerous and substantial allegations of ethnic cleansing of Magellan Penguins at the hands of the former Emperor Penguin ruling class are being investigated.

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